...she bent like an erotic pickle and picked it up...she let me rub it on my nipples
...i made it into tea and i stirred it with a buffalo erection
...the hummingbird was upside down...or was it the rest of us ???
Monday, June 27, 2016
Thursday, June 23, 2016
WE ARE - LESBIANS...JAN . 1988
...nothing turns me on like a lesbian...
...especially one that is rather tall and spells lesbian with a silent '' L '' .
...give me a campfire , a lesbian and a bag of chips .
...especially one that is rather tall and spells lesbian with a silent '' L '' .
...give me a campfire , a lesbian and a bag of chips .
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
POCKET PUSSY JUNE / 2016
-i asked the pocket pussy saleslady
-what she thought of the short blue one
-she just laughed and walked away .
-what she thought of the short blue one
-she just laughed and walked away .
A HAND JOB AT SUMMER CAMP...1987
...i wrote this song...''chucky gets a hand job in the chapel''
...chucky was pissed...shows you what i know
and , by the way...i am sure god has a sense of humour
...chucky was pissed...shows you what i know
and , by the way...i am sure god has a sense of humour
Saturday, June 18, 2016
...on the way to squirrel lake...june 30 1979
in the middle of the river , i found a golden knife
the water reflected like jesus's smile
it told me i had three wishes , but non of them counted .
the water reflected like jesus's smile
it told me i had three wishes , but non of them counted .
Thursday, June 16, 2016
50 miles north east of the drewling dragon
- i was lost in turnip lake
- everything lost will bee recovered
- but there doesn't seem to be a coast line , nor a masturbatorium .
- everything lost will bee recovered
- but there doesn't seem to be a coast line , nor a masturbatorium .
Wednesday, June 15, 2016
JULY 1979...MY SINGING DEBUT
...if you have ever heard the sound of a fox eating a rabbit...you have heard me sing
...the sound echoed like the shaking of a can of eternity
...as it falls to the bottom of the lake , being chewed by giant eels .
...the sound echoed like the shaking of a can of eternity
...as it falls to the bottom of the lake , being chewed by giant eels .
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
POPE TOURS NOVA SCOTIA...1984
...my girlfriend opened for the pope...( juggled rabbits or something )
...eddy van halen was there...he broke a string and shat his pants
...i think all three of them were high...but i wasn't invited...they said my dick wasn't long enough .
...eddy van halen was there...he broke a string and shat his pants
...i think all three of them were high...but i wasn't invited...they said my dick wasn't long enough .
Sunday, June 12, 2016
babe...1996
-we rented BABE...the definitive pig movie
-he was one smart fucking pig , i will tell you
-but it was all bullshit...in real life...they would have killed him if he had fucked up .
-he was one smart fucking pig , i will tell you
-but it was all bullshit...in real life...they would have killed him if he had fucked up .
Saturday, June 11, 2016
august 1980
-there be tits flying across the late summer sky
-as we sit on the beach and hold each other like blueberries
.a shooting star is not an ejaculation...but it will do .
-as we sit on the beach and hold each other like blueberries
.a shooting star is not an ejaculation...but it will do .
Friday, June 10, 2016
SNOW STORM... WINTER 1982
- snow is best when falling at night
- people when they are looking across the harbour
-listening to dan fogelburg as the seals fuck out a new universe that hangs like sagging tits as god pulls his plough across the sky .
-everything...it is all greek to me , baby !!!
- people when they are looking across the harbour
-listening to dan fogelburg as the seals fuck out a new universe that hangs like sagging tits as god pulls his plough across the sky .
-everything...it is all greek to me , baby !!!
Thursday, June 9, 2016
NEW YEARS EVE...1978 - 1980
-the chinese would listen to my jesus story every new years
-then , when everyone was in tears
-i would beat the fuck out of them in ping - pong...crush their nuts like a rotten banana .
-then , when everyone was in tears
-i would beat the fuck out of them in ping - pong...crush their nuts like a rotten banana .
Monday, June 6, 2016
SWEATING IN THE HOT DOGS...JAN . 1988
i was working in a hot dog stand in townseville , australia ...
100 or so australians lined up , cursing at me , calling me names...
WHY ??? good question...because i was sweating in their fucking hot dogs , that's fucking why !!! better than spitting...but not much !!!
100 or so australians lined up , cursing at me , calling me names...
WHY ??? good question...because i was sweating in their fucking hot dogs , that's fucking why !!! better than spitting...but not much !!!
Sunday, June 5, 2016
the tennis competition...july 1980
...i won the competition
...but my girl , she had gone
...i pissed on the audience just to show them i was still in control .
...but my girl , she had gone
...i pissed on the audience just to show them i was still in control .
Saturday, June 4, 2016
THE LOON...1978 AND THEN SOME
i wake up in the morning and swallow the crack to the shy ...
there are a few clouds that look like stoned poodles...
then there is the loon...just fucking around...as the sun hangs like a yellow glowing testicle dancing on the horizon .
there are a few clouds that look like stoned poodles...
then there is the loon...just fucking around...as the sun hangs like a yellow glowing testicle dancing on the horizon .
Friday, June 3, 2016
destiny...january 1974
the three parts of the individual...1 )...the person they are...2)...the road they take...3)...the state of the spirit and soul along the journey .
...this will determine your destination .
...this will determine your destination .
Thursday, June 2, 2016
WHAT IS FLARMOLOGY ??? DEC , 24 1989
what is flarmology ??? it is sex , spirit and mind and soul...
after the bullshit is flushed like a dead rodent...
the best bit ??? watching people crap themselves when they read it and realize that the world wasn't quite as round as they had figured .
after the bullshit is flushed like a dead rodent...
the best bit ??? watching people crap themselves when they read it and realize that the world wasn't quite as round as they had figured .
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