...JULY 3 1979

...in nova scotia , canada...



the strawberry growing season...



is actually three days long ...



...minus the mystery minute .

SOUTH SHORE CLASS '' A ''...1985

she is on the hood of the car...

drinking GOLDEN GLOW WITH CRACKERS...

her breath fogs the window...

it was a sunny day . 

  

wintertime...anyone will do...

my favourite thing...



is to drive out into the country...



with a cup of coffee...



and an imaginary dog on my lap...  

KYLIE SEES THE DEMON...JUNE / NOV ...1988

kylie sees DESTROVER  , a tall , thin , circumcised demon that has been



...drilling a hole up my ass for some time now



...she describes it right to the third nipple on its left testicle .




...she said she gave it a SNICKERS BAR and it bummed  a smoke and a beach ball .

...my penis , stupid...( april 1978 )

...my first kiss was...



...well...not bad...



...just three feet higher...




 ...than i was hoping for .

FLARMOLOGY...1996 - UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME...

...more than all else / i want a dog / named FLARMONY - SNAR - NAR - NAR

...was read by hundreds if not thousands of people throughout the land...including john prine and valdy and buck 65 .

1988 - 1999...TOWNESVILLE

saturday mornings in australia...



chicken would go half price...



so i would buy one...



and eat the fuck out of it .