...the faculty...

it was BIBLE COLLEGE GRADUATION...


i swam naked...


the faculty watched...


they adored my strokes .

glen's room...late 1980 ' s

i got drunk...


and threw up all over glen's ceiling...


it is still there...


people pay admission to see it .

crystal creek...october 1989

me and karon went to CRYSTAL CREEK...


we bought some really weird berries...


then we ate them...


in our mouths .

townsville , january 1989

we played mike tyson video...


we speculated upon the length of mike's penis...


i said 17 inches , you , 18...


the birds flew around the sky .

rhema bible college...

i wanted to lick her...



until she gushed like a sea monster in heat...



but the bible college people...



said i would be ''booted out' .

the owl of 1967...

i smoked my first cigar...


when i was five...


it came down to my knees...


it had an owl on the front of the package .

...fucking seals...

we were in the park on a snowy day...


the seals were on the rocks ...


it reminded me of my favourite movie...


the seal who was not .

the greatest shell...1966 - 1970

the greatest shell...


is the leopard shell...


you find it on the beach...


where the other shells are not .

winter 1993...point pleasant park

i took my dog a walkin '...


you should have seen her...


her legs one foot apart...


the universe between her .

early september 1986

a few days after my brother drowned...


i found myself swimming in a lake...


it was a strange sensation...


and the water talked to me .

after the gold rush...1978 , july

what did the golden donkey leave ???


after the gold rush ???


and the first intermission ???


piles and piles of shit and memories .

september 1967

the first day of school...


i wore a little red bag on my back...


complete with crayons...


and a pint of scotch .

downtown townsville , january 1989

we went to the video store...


we played mike tyson...


or something like it...


people are weird...or something like it .