the lady said...

this lady said...LET ' S GO SCREW...



i replied...GO HOME AND ASK YOUR HUSBAND...



IF IT 'S ALL RIGHT WITH HIM...



IT ' S ALL RIGHT WITH ME .

1998..the black snake...

the snake crossed the road...



it had no body...



it was supernatural...



and about 20 feet long .

english muffin...autumn 1993

i ate an english muffin...



not england , just a muffin...



and you hid them from me...



maybe in a woman's secret place . i don't know .

the wedding

...i say JESUS



....somebody throws shit across the room



...hits someone in the face and faints



...and nobody can jump over the magic sticks

inner city youth club...december 1991

...she said i spent all my spare time



....downtown in bars



...how could i golf kittens



...if i were drunk all the time ???

west green harbour 1967

gram made an extra room...



so i wouldn't have to sleep on the couch...



put my brother next to me...



so i wouldn't have to worry about cougars .

graduation 1989

graduation day , bible college...



i got drunk on the beach...



took off my clothes...



and swam amongst the sharks...( faculty , that is ) .

eel hunting , 1972

come listen to a story...



of two 10 year old kids eel hunting...



bite your dick off , that is...



never go swimming in west green harbour .

dragon's and prostitutes...

if you ever go to australia...



do not mistake a komodo dragon...



for a cheap prostitute...



unless it is really cheap .

there was no bear...and even if there was...summer 1979

i came running in the  lodge ...



yelling..." there is a bear  out there , boys "



we all grabbed our personalised bats



and went hunting raccoon , i mean bear .

gram's country roast beef...

gram made me roast beef...



she cooked it on a wood stove...



we had only one t .v. channel...



but you only need one to watch GET SMART .

the grave robber 1971

just remember , a grave robber...



is nothing more...



than a gardener...



that needs a little push .

thief , summer of 1975

...so a thief breaks into our house



...i summon my brother from his den



...he smiles and replies...'' good "...and pulls out a gun



...from beneath his pillow .

a family with issues...summer 1978

my brother's wish was the same...



as my fathers...to dance across the lilies...



in a mid summer afternoon...



and to throw NAZI pamphlets at the onlookers .

summer of 1972...give my love to rose...

i kissed my brother's girlfriend...



right in front of him too...



he picked up his bike over his head...



and threw it at a squirrel .

summer 1974...fishing .

mark and i went fishing...



he caught three trout...



i caught the flue...



his fish begged for mercy  .