...i remember the bucket of chicken in the back yard
...how it seemed to fly away as my brother slowly became a sex maniac
...i sat quietly with my drum stick as the media discovered
... that everything they knew about dinosaurs was wrong .
Monday, January 30, 2017
Sunday, January 29, 2017
MY FATHER 1962 - 1970
...my father was a weatherman
...his favourite prediction
...was mean and cold
...with some afternoon : " go fuck yourself ''
...his favourite prediction
...was mean and cold
...with some afternoon : " go fuck yourself ''
Friday, January 27, 2017
SOMETIME IN 1974 - 1975
my great aunt walks into my brothers bedroom...
there are pictures of naked women posted all over the walls...
he is smoking a joint...
...'' want some ??? " , he says as he blows the smoke across the room ,
there are pictures of naked women posted all over the walls...
he is smoking a joint...
...'' want some ??? " , he says as he blows the smoke across the room ,
Thursday, January 26, 2017
BILLIONS TO ONE
i threw my raquet at the tennis ball...
there were no flying rats to be found...
anyway , it hit the fucking thing...
and fell like a testicle to the ground .
there were no flying rats to be found...
anyway , it hit the fucking thing...
and fell like a testicle to the ground .
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
...my terrier...
i had a vision of my dog being hit by a car...
i prayed she would survive...
not long after , she was pummelled by some silly fucker in a pick-up ...
the dr. even said she recited the bible on the operating table .
Saturday, January 21, 2017
CAMP BROWN SQUIRREL 1987
...there i was...lying in the woods...fucking paralysed
...BUT WAIT...there is my old friend mr. squirrel...
...'' hello , mr. squirrel '' , he looks at me as if to say...''go fuck yourself ''...
...and flings a turd in my general direction .
...BUT WAIT...there is my old friend mr. squirrel...
...'' hello , mr. squirrel '' , he looks at me as if to say...''go fuck yourself ''...
...and flings a turd in my general direction .
Thursday, January 19, 2017
THE SPARTAN...2000 - 2010...give or take...
i ate at THE SPARTAN...
i washed their dishes...served their coffee...
shovelled their sidewalk...cleaned the tables...
i even made love to their bacon in the back room .
i washed their dishes...served their coffee...
shovelled their sidewalk...cleaned the tables...
i even made love to their bacon in the back room .
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
THE RED FALCON...1978 -1981
the red falcon...
hovered around the burning campfire...
as the camp songs rolled off our lips...
and the hash brownies meandered through our brains .
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
MY ONE EXPERIENCE WITH PORN...1989
...my one experience with porn...FAILED MISERABLY
...it was a 300 pound crazy woman
...slapping her tits until they got stuck in her make-up
...complete with background howling wolves .
...it was a 300 pound crazy woman
...slapping her tits until they got stuck in her make-up
...complete with background howling wolves .
Monday, January 16, 2017
SATURDAY NIGHT PING PONG...1972 - 1974
ping pong in grade six...
my opponents fall like flies...
i strike like a baboon...
there is shit all over the wall .
my opponents fall like flies...
i strike like a baboon...
there is shit all over the wall .
Sunday, January 15, 2017
BEING JUDGEMENTAL...1966-1970
we grew up on a diet of THE BANANA SPLITS and THE MONKEES...
their attempt to make STUPID into an art form...
was right up there...
with sending men to the moon .
their attempt to make STUPID into an art form...
was right up there...
with sending men to the moon .
Friday, January 13, 2017
BATMAN...1967-1970
...i wanted a BATMAN t-shirt
...with a picture of BATMAN on it
...maybe sucking off THE JOKER
...or bowling , or something .
...with a picture of BATMAN on it
...maybe sucking off THE JOKER
...or bowling , or something .
Thursday, January 12, 2017
THE ANGEL...MAY 1979
...an angel flew into my bedroom...
turned on some music...
offered me a smoke...
then said...BE GOOD AND DON'T BE STUPID .
turned on some music...
offered me a smoke...
then said...BE GOOD AND DON'T BE STUPID .
Monday, January 9, 2017
LEMARCHANT...1972 - 1974
...my grade five teacher
...told me and the other kids to square dance
...''dance , you miserable fuckers'' , she said
...as the clock moved like a chicken above the door .
...told me and the other kids to square dance
...''dance , you miserable fuckers'' , she said
...as the clock moved like a chicken above the door .
Friday, January 6, 2017
second year poetry...1981 -1982
this fellow i know...
thinks that walt whitmen sucks...
i once saw walt whitmen's tits...
not that that has anything to do with it .
thinks that walt whitmen sucks...
i once saw walt whitmen's tits...
not that that has anything to do with it .
Monday, January 2, 2017
tobogganing in grade 12...
it was a snowy day in geography class...
but the roof kept most of it out...
we met at the hill to do our best james dean...
if my dog new , she would be be jealous .
but the roof kept most of it out...
we met at the hill to do our best james dean...
if my dog new , she would be be jealous .
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