...so i would walk into BAGEL WORKS
...wearing nothing but my bath robe
...and get a free breakfast
...the customers were confused
Friday, December 30, 2016
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
NOVA SCOTIA JR . DAVIS CUP...1976
...our team was affectionately referred to as THE WAEG WALTIC FAGGOTS
...maybe...maybe not...regardless...we sucked our way to victory
...trophies high , penis low
...it was the best of time , it was the smurf of times
...maybe...maybe not...regardless...we sucked our way to victory
...trophies high , penis low
...it was the best of time , it was the smurf of times
Sunday, December 25, 2016
FAMILY GATHERING 1969
we stole the general's secret recipe...
pitched a tent in the back yard...
my brother ate the neighbours cat...
and my three flavour pop cycle melted into the sun .
pitched a tent in the back yard...
my brother ate the neighbours cat...
and my three flavour pop cycle melted into the sun .
Friday, December 23, 2016
DAWN....APRIL - JULY 1979
i had a lady friend and her name was DAWN...
i walked to her place and she was gone...
ONTARIO , that is...
swimming pools , movie stars .
i walked to her place and she was gone...
ONTARIO , that is...
swimming pools , movie stars .
Monday, December 19, 2016
MID SEVENTIES...I WAS NOT INVOLVED
...my brother stole my mothers's vodka
...then he replaced it with water
...her best friend said it was a good vintage
...my brother nodded .
...then he replaced it with water
...her best friend said it was a good vintage
...my brother nodded .
Sunday, December 18, 2016
HALIFAX NATAL DAY CLASS '' A '' , 1985
...i won the halifax natal day tennis tournament...in truro...
...BUT it has been pointed out to me...WHO THE FUCK CARES ???
...as long as you get your pocket pussy and your set of lawn chairs...
...that is all that matters .
...BUT it has been pointed out to me...WHO THE FUCK CARES ???
...as long as you get your pocket pussy and your set of lawn chairs...
...that is all that matters .
Thursday, December 15, 2016
MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND...1978
hard rock got her off...
me...soft rock...so we compromised...
and played BOSTON...
my penis steered the spaceship into the vast universe .
me...soft rock...so we compromised...
and played BOSTON...
my penis steered the spaceship into the vast universe .
Sunday, December 11, 2016
a tent , 1967 or so...
chrissi had a tent...
i went inside..
and she was there naked...
then i had a tent as well .
i went inside..
and she was there naked...
then i had a tent as well .
Friday, December 9, 2016
...the black snake on the road...
...on the road , just outside of townseville
i see a spirit in the form of a snake...
what the tropical forest lacks in blueberries...
it makes up for in evil spirits .
Saturday, December 3, 2016
FEBRUARY 2008...MY FATHER
...my father blew his head off his shoulders...SUPERBOWL SUNDAY .
...i guess he wasn't a STEELERS fan .
...i guess he wasn't a STEELERS fan .
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