my mother's best friend took me and her son to cape breton ...we got drunk and ran down the hotel halls in our underwear .
before the journey...she had to rescue me from my father...( i wish i heard that conversation ) .
Sunday, April 3, 2016
JAN . 11 1988...AIRPORT , HALIFAX
...i cried at the airport...they handled my luggage for free .
...plus...she took off her bra...and let me snuggle into her amazing boson .
...now that is what i call an airport .
...plus...she took off her bra...and let me snuggle into her amazing boson .
...now that is what i call an airport .
Saturday, April 2, 2016
MAY 1979 CANDY , MY SPANIEL
...being carried to the vet...she died in my arms...one of god's better ideas...gone...
...oh , spaniel , my spaniel .
...oh , spaniel , my spaniel .
DARRYL...1979
...darryl was a friend...who traded oranges for lemons...
...antarctic lemons...that spoke backwards while being hurdled into the moon .
...antarctic lemons...that spoke backwards while being hurdled into the moon .
Friday, April 1, 2016
200?...WEDDING BY THE TRUCKLOAD
i said the name of JESUS in this wedding prayer...the guy behind the podium fainted dead away...but not before he threw a bucket of piss...or something like that...across the audience .
oh , yes...then the young couple tripped on a branch strategically placed by elves .
oh , yes...then the young couple tripped on a branch strategically placed by elves .
JULY 1979...NEW UNDERWEAR
this kid wanted to talk to me...turns out...his parents made him wear magic hitler underwear...and they itched like fuck .
...i gave him three new pairs of SCOOBY - DO underwear the next day...he felt better .
DARRYL...1990
...darryl calls me on the phone...and talks...and talks...and talks...i go away for a while to have a shit...come back...darryl is still talking .
...and what he is saying is retarded , too .
...and what he is saying is retarded , too .
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