MY BROTHER'S DEATH...SEPT . 1986

-my brother worshipped guns...and what killed him ??? a duck , actually

-but there was a gun involved...

-ducks with guns....mother nature's new twist of the tit .

APRIL 5 2016

writing about the song...UP ON A ROOF...get to my coffee house...guess what song they are playing ???coincidence , right , ??? well , sure... except for one thing...it has happened about 1000 times now .

as the universe unfolds...do not forget to bend !!!

SELAH...1995 - 1999

after our communication with THE SUPREME BEING...it was beer drinking time...
UP ON A ROOF...

...thing is...the neighbours had guns and looked stupid enough to use them...unprovoked .

BAYSIDE CAMP... 1992

it was the summer of 1992...i dressed up as bigfoot...and scared the shit out of a bunch of girls...

...it was the first time i felt like a man...

...most of them cried.

I HAD A GREAT TIME...AUGUST 1980

last week of camp...we write our own job description...

i was exhausted...fucking around and listening to neil young was my AGREED assignment...

so i did...and even the director was fuck up by how fast they turned on me...

wolverines...singing kum-by-ya...and sucking blood like ice cream .    

INNER CITY YOUTH CLUB...1991 - 1992

i rigged a bicycle lottery...why did i do such a thing ??? simple...people who treat me like shit 
shouldn't get a bicycle for it .

everyone else...got pet frogs .

ME AND SUE AND MY MUTT

my schnauzer licked princess diana ...on the cheek .

she should be proud to be singled out by such a noble beast .