THE ANGEL...MAY 1979

...an angel flew into my bedroom...



turned on some music...



offered me a smoke...



then said...BE GOOD AND DON'T BE STUPID .

LEMARCHANT...1972 - 1974

...my grade five teacher



...told me and the other kids to square dance



...''dance , you miserable fuckers'' , she said



...as the clock moved like a chicken above the door .

second year poetry...1981 -1982

this fellow i know...



thinks that walt whitmen sucks...



i once saw walt whitmen's tits...



not that that has anything to do with it .

tobogganing in grade 12...

it was a snowy day in geography class...



but the roof kept most of it out...



we met at the hill to do our best james dean...



if my dog new , she would be be jealous .

BAGEL WORKS...1995 - 1999

...so i would walk into BAGEL WORKS



...wearing nothing but my bath robe



...and get a free breakfast



...the customers were confused

NOVA SCOTIA JR . DAVIS CUP...1976

...our team was affectionately referred to as THE WAEG WALTIC FAGGOTS


...maybe...maybe not...regardless...we sucked our way to victory


...trophies high , penis low



...it was the best of time , it was the smurf of times

FAMILY GATHERING 1969

we stole the general's secret recipe...


pitched a tent in the back yard...


my brother ate the neighbours cat...


and my three flavour pop cycle melted into the sun .