i walk up to this meals to go kinda place with this young , soon to be marine , sex maniac who claims to have seen the loch ness monster outside of his hotel room while masturbating...i ask for the biggest fucking box of fresh fish that JESUS has ever placed upon this planet...
...suddenly...a lady from across the isle begins to scream at me in three different languages at the same time...then she points like a rats nose...and bolts like fox a with his nuts on fire...terrorizing the village people... ( the customers , not the band )...as she hobbles and twists and hisses and claws at the door .
i check my pants...just to make sure my dick isn't hanging out .
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